March 2012
Please tell me if I should be insulted or...
sciencewonderart:
I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD, AND THEN MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY...
February 2012
Unfailingly.: unkaglen: When your breakup is... →
unkaglen:
When your breakup is killing you
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Here’s the thing though, if he had been the great guy you thought he was, and more, this still wouldn’t have worked out. This guy is an imperfect person, and (granted, we didn’t know just HOW imperfect until the end there, but still)…
January 2012
December 2011
November 2011
A Mother's Prayer For Her Child by Tina Fey
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and stick with Beer. Guide her, protect her when crossing the...
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October 2011
Five Lessons About How To Treat People
happythings:
imgaysoiwannaplay: — Author Unknown
Source: http://www.globalone.tv/profiles/blogs/how-to-treat-others-5-lessons 1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady” During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who...
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When the teacher looks at you while teaching a...
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September 2011
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HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
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Reality:
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store...
rudeking:
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
#accurate #storyofmyfuckinlife
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