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A Mother's Prayer For Her Child by Tina Fey
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and stick with Beer. Guide her, protect her when crossing the...
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October 2011
Five Lessons About How To Treat People
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imgaysoiwannaplay: — Author Unknown
Source: http://www.globalone.tv/profiles/blogs/how-to-treat-others-5-lessons 1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady” During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who...
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When the teacher looks at you while teaching a...
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September 2011
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HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
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That awkward moment when you walk out of a store...
rudeking:
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
#accurate #storyofmyfuckinlife
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How to know when a women is mad..
daily-tumbles:
You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing
That fake laugh you do when you don't understand...
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toocooltobehipster:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
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